Braided Cable Stitch: So What’s Up with My job?

Erica, Free

I mentioned in some previous posts that my previous company was bought out. My former boss was offered a lot of money and essentially a get-out-of-jail-free card for those massive contracts we couldn’t fulfill. 

The company that bought us out is a national swag supplier (I’m not allowed to say who).* They kept on most of the previous staff, especially warehouse and manufacturing staff and, you guessed it, customer service. Did I always think of my role as primarily customer service? No. I would have said more administrative or office management, but under the new regime, I am a customer service representative with administrative duties.

The pay is marginally better than my previous company and the responsibilities are largely the same. The nice part is that this company seems to have a decent understanding of how much work our shop can handle. The tough part is I am responsible for our direct line and handling calls from the company’s 1-800 number as sort of a remote call center representative. It has been a lot to learn really fast. 

Why am I still here? Well, the benefits are good. And I have an inkling that I might need surgery if I really do have endometriosis. Plus, now that I have at least some medical answers, my stress level has decreased. 

It’s not an increase in energy levels, but it does make me feel a lot better. I even learned how to do a braided cable stitch! I had to use a different yarn for this one. The cotton just wasn’t working for cables like I hoped. I think it came out great!

Braided cables are one of those stitches that I always thought would be too complicated for me, but it turns out they’re not so difficult! Maybe that’s a lesson I should apply to other areas of my life…

-Erica

*obviously the company Erica works for is as fictional as she is. Don’t come for me.

Brioche Stitch

Brioche Stitch: New Things Are Exhausting

Erica, Free

It’s been a while since I’ve posted. That’s because I’ve been so exhausted that when I get home, all I have the energy to do is sit on the couch and watch TV until I fall asleep. I want to be knitting, but it’s hard to learn something new at the end of the day. 

Honestly, it’s always been hard for me to learn new things. I’m not sure why. A lot of things come naturally to me and so I’m not used to it when things don’t. And when I say a lot of things come naturally, I mean at a surface level. I’m definitely a jack of all trades, master of none type of person. All that to say, the brioche stitch was a bit of a challenge. 

The brioche stitch was a good place to start. It was something I’d never tried before, but always wanted to. And the instructions were nice and repetitive. Once I got the feel for it, it was smooth sailing. I really like how it turned out, and I’m excited to make some patterns that include this stitch in the figure.

The swatch has some mistakes, but I decided not to go back and redo it. I like the reminder that I was learning and wasn’t perfect. Plus, now I know what to look for in the future and can understand what happened and how to fix it. It’s a nice, low-stakes way to get used to imperfection.

-Erica

Oat Milk is Surprisingly Simple and Cheap

Ella, Free

It took some time for me to jump on this bandwagon. For most of my life, there wasn’t an efficient way to make milk from grains or nuts. It took Erica’s consistent use of small amounts of dairy and the current insane prices for me to try it out. 

I must say, making oat milk is surprisingly easy and extremely cheap. I highly recommend it for those who like just a little milk in their coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, but don’t consume much milk otherwise. Erica would always buy the smallest amount of milk she could, and even that might go bad before she used it all. 

Now that milk is so much more expensive, I looked into making oat milk. It worked out perfectly since she had an old drum of oatmeal in her kitchen. 

I used this recipe from Love and Lemons. It was quick, cheap, and did the trick.

The reviews are in and Erica says there is a little bit of an oat aftertaste in her tea, but she likes it. And better yet she likes that it’s so cheap! One note she had was that, when making hot cocoa, it tends to thicken up like pudding if you leave it on the heat too long. Other than that, I consider us both converts!

-Ella

Past Project Reflection: A New Plant Home

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I barely mentioned the process of redoing one of my birdcages in my last post,  but both of them ended up requiring quite a bit of work. The first one was more straightforward. As I discussed last time, I sanded it down and repaint it. The second one did not require any painting, but I wanted to cut a hole in the bottom so that my lemon tree could grow up into the birdcage. This required help from a friend with power tools.

I repainted my first birdcage while still deep in the throes of a DIY blog addiction. This was my first DIY project, and I became immediately acquainted with the very unglamorous side DIY. I wanted what all the bloggers had, a light airy workspace and impressive array of power tools. But they had the benefit of being firmly established bloggers with sponsorships and, often, a second household income.

I laid out my dirty camping tarp in my dingy parking spot and got to work. At this point, I did not have any power tools. There’s no outlet near my parking spot. I took off the door of the base is by hand, which was not hard, and sanded the entire thing down by hand, which was. I primed the whole thing one night after work, trying my best not to get any dirt or cobwebs mixed in with the paint. The next night, I painted the whole thing green. A second coat went on in the morning, the fixtures were installed later in the left the afternoon. After three days of parking on the street, I was able to move the stand up to my apartment, move my car back into the parking space, and move my plants into their new home.

Eventually, my plant collection began to outgrow the first birdcage. I bought another one, this time with a plastic bottom instead of metal so that I could cut a hole in it and place the lemon tree’s pot below the cage, allowing the tree to grow up into the birdcage. I thought it would be relatively easy. My plan was to heat up a kitchen knife and stab it through the plastic to melt it (I know, a terrible idea). Once I had perforated a full circle, I would just punch out the hole in the bottom of the cage. But the plastic turned out to be much thicker than I expected. I turned to a friend who does have power tools and she brought this Dremel over to try to help me. Even with power tools the process proved to be more difficult than expected. We broke a number of product before we finally succeeded. The result is a bit sloppy but highly functional. No although that original lemon tree house died (RAD) plant collection, like a gas, has expanded to fill the space provided.

My next adventure with these cages was grow lights. The space available for the cages and the layout of my apartment meant that both cages required grow lights. I started with a pair of LED lights that simply did not provide enough light for all the plants in the cages. They were also not particularly attractive, so I looked for an option that was both functional and aesthetically appealing. With very little research, I ordered a string of cafe lights for each cage and several grow light bulbs. I thought this would be a cheaper and less-cluttered look than the number of clamp-on grow lights that I would need for all my plants.

 I was excited to see that the grow light bulbs fit in the string of cafe lights and lit up, but they immediately grew very hot. A few quick texts later to a friend who knows much more about electricity than I do and it was clear I had created a fire hazard.

Thanks to my hubris, only one string of lights was returnable. The other found a home with my sister. She uses them with the intended lightbulbs.

I returned the unopened lights and purchased a set of industrial clamp lights and put the grow lights in those. The end result is that one of my birdcages is at least somewhat like I had originally planned, although with far more wires. But my plants are happy and my cats can’t eat them. That’s all I can really ask.

-Erica

Past Project Reflection: My Thrifted Dresser

Erica, Free

I’ve always loved my little white dresser. I bought it second-hand during my senior year of college to store my ever-expanding wardrobe and to help my bedroom looks less spartan. The paint job wasn’t great. It had been quickly painted with a single coat of white paint that left splotches of the wood showing through. There was a giant splinter coming off the corner of one of the drawers. And a few of the knobs were stripped to the point that they cannot be tightened. But I liked that it was solid wood and the perfect size to provide a decent amount of storage without being obtrusive.

When I moved to my current apartment, white actually went quite well with the color scheme. The paint job was still splotchy and the knobs were still janky, but it actually looked all right. And then I redid my birdcage stand. After months and months of idly scrolling through DIY blogs, dreaming of one day doing a project like that myself, finally did and it was pretty easy. I figured I might as well do it again.

I decided to try something a little more interesting, and settled on a two-color design. I also would use this opportunity to change out the stripped plastic knobs for new metal ones. I picked a shade of blue that I thought went well with the leftover green paint, and dragged the dresser down all three flights of stairs to my parking spot in the basement. After sanding the whole thing down and priming it (a very important step), I painted on all of the green. This included the raised front face of the drawers and a rectangular border along the top. I painted the rest of the dresser blue, including the borders of the drawers, and use painters tape to block off that green rectangle so that it can stay green. This is not turn out perfectly but I deemed it good enough.

The blue did not turn out as deep as maybe I would have liked, and some of the pencil outline of the green rectangle still shows through. It’s definitely not perfect, but it has a little more personality than just a plain white dresser, and now at least all the knobs are fully functional. After my Marie Kondo spree a couple years ago, it graduated from being a clothes dresser to being my substitute linen cabinet, a job which suits it very well.

-Erica

(There are going to be a lot of generic cover images for two reasons. One, I’m playing catch-up and taking actual photos just falls by the wayside. Two, I don’t have any “before” pics because I painted the dresser long before I started this blog)

This isn't a picture of the garden, it's just a picture that I have.

Past Project Reflection: Worm Bin

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Not all of my past projects have met my minimal standards for success. Last year, during those beginning days of the pandemic when I was not even leaving my apartment, I decided to start a worm bin. I normally take my compost to a super-secret location, but I was trying to limit my trips out of the apartment. I thought this would be the perfect time to start composting in my own apartment.

I was inspired by my aunt who keeps a worm bin in her basement. The supplies and instructions were quite simple. I ordered some 5-gallon buckets and a drill from Home Depot and purchased some red wigglers from a bait shop. I won’t go through the particulars of constructing the worm bin because there are plenty of helpful tutorials all over the Internet. The whole process was quite simple and took under 30 minutes.

Keeping the worm bin operational was a different story. As a newbie to composting, I was unaware of the sheer volume of browns I would need to balance out all of the green waste I was creating. I did not have easy access to freshly raked leaves as an apartment dweller, and newspapers are becoming more and more difficult to come by. I also did not take into account that my worm population would need some time to reproduce to accommodate the amount of vegetable waste I produced. My bin quickly turned anaerobic and filled my apartment with a foul smell. I was able to briefly correct this by filling it with household cardboard and grocery store circulars and turning it often to get some oxygen into the parts that had become an anaerobic slime.

Everything seems to be going okay until it came time to sift out the finished compost. I had to drag my bin out to the roof of the parking garage, use my poor excuse for a homemade sifter, and pick composted bits of eggshell and onion skin out of the dirt that I hoped to use for my house plants. Once I had a sizable amount of finished compost I just covered something even worse. Despite my best efforts to get all of the worms out, my compost was full of bugs. I appreciate those little guys helping me break down my discarded vegetable matter but I did not want them in all of my house plants. I thought leaving the dirt outside in the sun to entice some of the bugs to leave, but really it just enticed one of my neighbors to use it as an ash tray.

I thought maybe I could continue to use the worm bin and gift my compost to friends who had outside gardens. I did have at least one taker who took about 3 gallons of dirt from me. But then my bin went anaerobic again and I decided it just wasn’t worth it. By then we knew it was no longer a Covid risk to be outside away from other people, so I donated my worms to my super-secret compost pile and started taking my compost there again. Maybe one day when I have my own basement, I will start another one. Or when I have a yard I will start my own compost pile. But for now I am just glad I have a way to compost at all.

-Erica

Handmade DIY Desk Organizer

DIY Desk Organizer (or Don’t IY Because it Was Not Easy)

Erica, Free

My job is terrible. That will never change, but I do have the tiniest bit of control over my surroundings. I had a small epiphany a while ago that just because I don’t enjoy any aspect of being an administrative assistant at a swag factory doesn’t mean I can’t try to enjoy myself, at least a little bit, at work. It’s going to take a while to find a new job and I don’t want to wait until then to be happy.

I thought a natural place to start was the small, cluttered pile of office supplies on my desk. My paperclips and thumbtacks, etc. would look so much better in a cute little tray. Of course, I figured I’d make one myself to make it more personal and save money (more on that later). While I was at it, I decided to take the opportunity to finally have tea at my desk. I really wanted to get as much happiness out of each day as possible.

Since I’m not going to use these trays to carry anything, I just made them out of cardboard, scrapbook paper, and mod podge. Eventually, I also included jars I had saved because I like jars and a nice thrifted mug and saucer for the tea tray. I made sure to purchase all my extras and choose my jars before I started working on the trays so that everything would fit. I did end up making some substitutions in the end.

The office supplies were at my desk anyway, so I started with the tea tray. I rushed and it came out a bit sloppy. I took my time with the office supplies tray and it came out a little better, but still not perfect. And that’s fine. They don’t have to be perfect to be nice to look at.

From start to finish, both trays took me about four months, but doesn’t mean I spend four months working on it. I got the idea, bought the supplies, let everything sit around my house for a while, forgot which paper I meant to use on the outside and which paper I meant to use on the inside, never remembered, finally made the tea tray, that was a lot, waited a few more months, and finally had a free weekend to make the office tray. One has floral print on the outside, one has floral print on the inside, I have a lot of extra scrapbooking paper that I need to think of something to do with, it’s fine.

Here’s a slightly under-exposed photo of the finished product. I took the pictures at night and had to take the tray back to work the next day.

Here’s a breakdown of my process:

Supplies for the office tray (Tea tray was similar, I just bought a teacup and strainer)

SuppliesCost  Notes
Mod Podge*$5.99 
Craft Paper*$2.844 sheets @$.71 ea
Sponge Brush*$0.99 
Cardboard$3.791 box of cereal
Lotion Jars (for tacks and paper clips)$19.982 jars @ $9.99/jar
Peanut Butter Jar (for pens and pencils)$5.00 
Total* (* is things I had to buy)$9.82 
Total Total$38.59(Obviously I ate the cereal and used the lotion. Nothing was wasted)
Active time6 hours(per tray)

Steps:

  1. Plan, Plan, Plan: planning is everything when you’re working without instructions. For this project, I measured each item and decided how big that section of the tray needed to be. I cut out a square or rectangular piece of paper for each section and arranged them into an approximately rectangular shape. I adjusted the dimensions so it actually made a rectangle, then planned out the dimensions of every single piece of cardboard and paper I would need to cut. All this took two hours.
  2. Cut some stuff (but be careful): Please measure twice and cut once. Or better yet, measure twice, step away, make sure your dimensions were correct in the first place, measure again, then cut. And for the love of all that is good in the world, label things. If you’re cutting all your cardboard and paper out at once, there’s a good chance you won’t use some of it for a while and you don’t want to forget which piece is which, then spend hours re-measuring everything. This took about an hour.
  3. Start gluing!: This part gets a little messy. Make sure you lay down some wax paper before you start. If you want to mod podge the bottom as well as the inside, you will have to do this in stages. There doesn’t seem to be one way that’s inherently faster. If you start with the bottom, you’ll have to let that dry before you start the inside, and if you do the inside first, you’ll probably have to secure the dividers while they dry (I used clothespins) before you can glue the bottom. Such is life. Not including the drying time, this took about 3 hours. 
  4. Bonus!: If you have extra scrapbook paper and want to make cute little jars to keep your stuff in, cut small labels out of plain paper, mod podge them to a circle of extra scrapbook paper, and mod podge that to the lid of the jar. Or cur out a rectangle of scrapbook paper about the circumference of the jar (a little extra for overlap), and label the side of the jar. Now it looks like it all came as a set!

-Erica